Wadsworth

There was evil under the bed last night - a dark and sinister evil. I could feel it.

I tried to save them from it, but they just looked annoyed. But I continued the attack. I must prevail!

Perhaps I will try an attack from the rear tonight.

I am such a whore

There is a disturbance in the force. I can feel that a bad thing is coming, and i know not how to stop it. I fear for the future....

I see no food here. I smell no food. It is not warm. Moving on.....